OMG!  Obama is from outer space!
Mission is dedicated to investigating and sharing information about the fact that Barack Obama comes from outer space and is planning to take over our planet.  We promise to work tirelessly to expose Barack Obama (eww, not like that!) for the extraterrestrial that he is so that people can make a fair and informed judgement as to whether or not they want a creature from another planet ruling over them as commander-in-chief.  I, for one, am undecided.